💻How To Destroy A Laptop.
Disclaimer: This blog is meant to be funny and not serious. Please don’t actually destroy your laptop. Instead, laugh a little and maybe bookmark this page for when your laptop is driving you crazy. ☕ 1. Coffee Catastrophe – The “Oops!” Method Step one is simple. Just pretend to be surprised as you “accidentally” knock over a full mug of coffee directly onto your keyboard. Bonus tip: Use sweetened drinks like caramel macchiatos for extra stickiness. It turns your keys into a crunchy mess you’ll never recover from. Mood: “Oh no… not again.” (wink) 🔨 2. The Hammer Drop – Full Rage Mode When you're done being subtle, go for the hammer. It’s loud, dramatic, and extremely satisfying. Imagine this: You lay your laptop on the floor, take a deep breath, raise the hammer... and BOOM — instant release. Side effects: May cause neighbours to call the cops. But hey, worth it? ❄️ 3. Freezer Time – Chill Vibes Only Feeling passive-aggressive? Stick your laptop in the freezer. Not even jokin...